I had pho ga for breakfast at the Nam Long Plus hotel on Monday 22nd June, I then did a bit of walking up and down the hotel room trying to get my leg a bit more flexible ready for my physio session. I had a delivery for lunch from Tree Hugger which was lovely and saved some for dinner again. It was a fairly steady day and then I went to physio where I was given a different therapist to work on my leg – this guy was 30 year’s old and liked playing games at the weekend. He was also a lot stronger than Nam and seemed to spend more time on my knee – he even had me lay on my front for the first time since the injury and do some exercises.
Back at the hotel I took it easy, spoke to Captain Caveman who had returned from his tour, watched more Marcella and fell asleep early – a good day!

I was looking forward to a change of scenery on Tuesday 23rd June but first I had a full day of my new routine. I had pho bo for breakfast at Nam Long Plus hotel and was given a homemade yoghurt from one of the staff which was very good. For lunch I had spring rolls and french fries with a fresh pineapple juice from Tree Hugger (again). I went to physio and everyone was now getting used to me and being really friendly – the staff and the customers. Thuy, the boss, took some photos of me and promised to send them on Facebook. After physio I returned back to Nam Long to collect my bag where Captain Caveman came to pick me up, after dropping off some customers at the airport. I came out of the hotel and had to go across the street to get in the vehicle, it was a bit tricky because of the kerb and uneven pavement. Captain Caveman was so disappointed that I wasn’t walking any better than when he had last seen me and his face said it all. We drove a short distance to our next location, Captain Caveman had only booked us in to the Vinpearl in Dong Hoi for 3 nights on a midweek special offer which worked out extremely attractive!!!
We checked in and went to the room, they sent us a gift of a fruit platter and we decided to try the new bar on the 6th floor. While Captain Caveman lucked out on his choice of cocktail, a black russian with black olives in it, I had a pretty good Singapore sling. The staff were attentive and it was almost sunset so we got to see some lovely views. I’d not had time to change so I looked a bit shabby but we didn’t care and ordered another cocktail. For dinner we dined in the hotel restaurant and the food was nice, if not a bit on the extravagant side. As I was on crutches the staff were even more helpful than usual and we were quite happy that the fancy dining room was so quiet. Captain Caveman had a chicken dish and I had the pork ribs which were nice but were coated in a bread product not stated on the menu. I picked it off and still ate them and it was very tasty. Back in the room I managed to speak to my mate Kelly for the first time since I’d seen her in Turkey, we were able to wish her a Happy Birthday and it was great to catch up. I ate some longan fruit from the complimentary fruit plate before bed and we drank some wine! The bed was super comfy and we decided to watch a film on Netflix, The Wrong Missy – it was actually quite good.

There’s nothing finer than an inclusive buffet breakfast in a fancy hotel. Captain Caveman had to get me my selection of food at the Vinpearl hotel in Dong Hoi on Wednesday 24th June and he did well. I had pho ga, cheese and fruit for my breakfast with plenty of juice, detox water and tea. We had a leisurely day of not doing very much really and it was great. I made a bit more progress with my leg and had managed to walk with one crutch. For lunch I had a dragon fruit from the fruit plate as I was still full from breakfast and then I went off to physio where I had a lot of work done on my knee.
When I got back I had a lovely bubble bath and got ready for a night out. We had steak and red wine at one of our favourite restaurants, 7th Heaven, and it was gorgeous. Back at the hotel we finished off the rest of the wine from the previous night while watching Midnight in Paris on Netflix. We were so tired that only one of us managed to watch the film without snoring through it.

Breakfast again at the Vinpearl on Thursday 25th was great and this time Captain Caveman took photos of the selections so I could direct him and the staff to what I would like. I even had bacon today and chose my own fruit.
I’d manage to book in for physio in the morning so that we could do stuff together for the rest of the day and have time to catch up with Des at Tree Hugger. Lunch was good, as always and we had the obligatory white russians. While Captain Caveman went to scout out some more eateries for when I stay in Dong Hoi we waited at Tree Hugger a bit longer.
In the afternoon we went to the hotel pool which is really lovely and I even managed to get to it fairly easily and into it ok. I wasn’t allowed to swim because the physio had told me not to but I could walk up and down the long pool, which I did several times. Getting out of the pool was a bit more tricky and of course I had the grace of a beached whale but I made it with the hand of Captain Caveman once I was out.
That evening we were going to try Mr Bull for the first time but it was closed so we did the same as the previous evening. 7th Heaven’s steak is one of the best things in Dong Hoi so we had it twice in a row! We even took half the bottle of wine back to the room and had that before bed. We didn’t bother with a film as Captain Caveman had to be up really early the next morning – he would even have to miss the buffet breakfast!

Photo credit Captain Caveman and Thuy at Physio

It was 9 weeks on Friday 19th June since my drunken incident which gave me my torn ligaments in my ankle and knee. I was still not mobile and was hoping a few weeks of physio would sort me out. Captain Caveman was off back in to the cave for 4 days and I was about to spend the weekend in Dong Hoi. I had gluten free biscuits and stilton for breakfast before Phuong, the driver at Phuong’s Transfers, came to take me to my appointment in his minibus. We went in to town a bit earlier and he dropped me at Tree Hugger cafe so I could enjoy a nice lunch. I had one of my favourite dishes of vegetables & beef with steamed rice and a peppermint tea – it looked great and tasted delicious. It was very hot in Dong Hoi and felt even hotter once I got in to the heat treatment room, the one fan was not doing much good as I lay on the hard bed in pain. I made a note to not drink tea before a visit ever again, after not being able to manage the squat toilet facilities and needing help from Thuy and Hoa. I think 3 hours is a long time to go without peeing when I’m meant to be drinking lots of water.
After the physio I went to the Nam Long Plus hotel where there was a surprise in store for me. It was Momma D who had decided to take the night off work and stay in Dong Hoi in the room directly above me. After a much needed bath a small miracle happened; I went to put my knee bandage back on and found I could completely straighten my leg on the bed, while sat up. I read on the internet (so it must be true) that a good test was to lay completely flat and see if I could get it flat in that position. I could, but the knee pinched a little and the toes were a bit odd, slightly stiffened. I went up to the 8th floor where there is a rooftop and Momma D was already there with a bottle of red wine. It was hot but breezy and the views were lovely, even though my photos don’t do it justice because I didn’t want to crutch about in the dark. The two of us decided we would splash out and get a delivery from 7th Heaven (one of my favourite restaurants) and eat on the roof of the hotel. I had 2 glasses of wine (that’s my limit with red wine these days), sweet & sour chicken with sweet potato fries and Momma D had spaghetti bolognese. Her food looked good and mine was very tasty and I wondered why I’d not had that dish before. It was a good night but I was yawning a lot as I was so tired after physio and was probably not great company. Luckily Momma D was too polite to say if she did notice me being a bit boring but I was not used to so much excitement in one day – how things have changed. Back in my room I set the alarm as I had an early appointment at physio on Saturday and I fell straight to sleep without evening switching off the light!

I went down to the Nam Long Plus restaurant area, in the entrance to the hotel, for breakfast on Saturday 20th June, where Momma D was already waiting for me. It wasn’t too early and I’d had an early night but I was aching after physio and still worn out. Momma D had shopping plans while I tootled off for more physio this morning. After the heat treatment Nam applied a lot of ice to my ankle and Thuy explained they didn’t realise how injured my foot was and so they would focus on both ankle and knee at each session.
When I got back to the hotel I was a hot and sweaty mess, Momma D was stood outside the hotel which was crowded with motorbikes, all in the way of the entrance. Luckily the taxi driver was helpful and helped me squeeze throught the gap and up the stairs to the reception area. Momma D had a rooftop bar which wasn’t going to run itself and so she had to load up her motorbike and get back to Phong Nha.
I went to my room and had a bath and had just popped on some fresh clothes when Momma D knocked on the door to say bye and donate some leftover wine, fruit and bubble bath for me to use up. The room was comfortable and it was great having a bath, especially as the hotel was only 300,000 vnd per night (approx £10). The staff and owner are also very attentive and polite so I was lucky to get great service at a budget hotel.
I decided on a late lunch from Tree Hugger and was impressed that the delivery food was as well presented and consistent with how they serve it in the cafe – I enjoyed my veggie spring rolls and french fries.
In the afternoon I did some walking up and down the room and the corridor, then chilled out until time for some Turkish lessons.
For dinner I decided to try 7th Heaven again but this time I ordered the pork ribs with side salad and veggie rice, all without chillies. When it came the veggie rice was the only thing not covered in chillies – even the salad had more chillies than is normal in a chilli con carne. The rice dish was excellent, I left the salad but managed to save the ribs from the sauce. I’m finding already that in Dong Hoi staff are not as used to catering for ‘no chillies’ as they do in Phong Nha – they still don’t get allergies here.
I watched a bit of Netflix and fell asleep early again – I was glad to be having a day off the next day.

I had a later breakfast on Sunday 21st June as I didn’t need to be in a rush for anything. I had pho bo (beef noodle soup), green tea and fresh orange juice. I caught up on emails, practiced some Turkish and did some writing before I noticed that Marcella had a third series on Netflix. I binge watched a couple of episodes and was gripped but had to ween myself off it to keep moving so my leg didn’t seize up.
For lunch I had similar to yesterday because Tree Hugger is easily the best cafe and quite good on the budget for what you get. I opted for pork spring rolls and french fries this time and decided I would save some for dinner later. I really didn’t need 3 full meals a day because I wasn’t going very far.
Back in the UK it was Father’s Day which I had completely forgotten about until I saw updates on Facebook so I did manage to speak to my parents who were still staying at home, avoiding the Corona virus. They were pleased with my leg news of having being able to straighten it flat on the bed.
That evening I finished the weekend off with the rest of the red wine, kindly left by Denise, and another episode of Marcella before falling asleep about 10pm.

With Captain Caveman away there was less googling for arguing’s sake in the first weeks of June. Here is a list, this time in alphabetical order, for your perusal:

1. Ankle strengthening exercises
2. Body parts in Vietnamese
3. Celebrex 200mg
4. Dong Hoi
5. Dexamethasone
6. Diptheria
7. English to Vietnamese translation
8. Femoral
9. Famous killers
10. Getting soy sauce spills out of backpacks
11. Gok Wan
12. Heat or ice on damaged ligaments
13. How to use resistance bands
14. Julia Gillard
15. Japanese road that looks like a roller coaster
16. Laksa curry ingredients
17. Little Lies by Fleetwood Mac
18. Massage with ice or talc
19. Omeparazole
20. Parts of the foot in Vietnamese
21. Physical therapy for torn ligaments
22. Recuperation
23. Snopes
24. Slander v Liable
25. Tibial
26. Turkish to English translation
27. University in Tokyo
28. World Life Expectancy
29. Weather
30. Zombie by The Cranberries

I thought I was able to sleep late on Thursday 18th June and my phone was still on do not disturb when Captain Caveman came back in to the room in a rush. He had arranged a car which was already on its way so that we could go from our house to Oxalis Home to get on the shuttle bus to Dong Hoi. I was half asleep and not even ready but had to bum shuffle down the stairs quickly to the car that was waiting. Once at Oxalis I crutched across the road and bum shuffled up the steps of the bus, it was really cool on there with extremely comfy seats and is a fraction of the cost of taxis. As long as you can cope with going from one Oxalis office to the other and it not dropping you at the town centre or anywhere particularly useful then it’s a winner. For Oxalis customers only at the moment, it leaves at 8am and comes back at 2pm and you must book in advance (although we actually didn’t). I almost nodded back off to sleep on the journey to Dong Hoi but of course I had too much going on to do that. I’d already arranged that we would meet Des so we let him know we would be at Buffalo beach bar for brunch.
On arrival Captain Caveman went ahead in to the shade of the bar, which Oxalis office is attached to, so I had to shout him back to help me navigate the various paving methods including loose bricks as steps on to a lawn. He was peeved because it was sunny and I was taking too long and so he had to lift me down the steps. Of course we sat inside as I was not up to being able to tackle sand walking and when Des arrived they got on the beers. We all ordered food and two thirds of lunch was not as expected. Captain Caveman ordered oysters but when they came he told the waitress that they were actually mussels in oyster shells who insisted that was not true, she called them Vietnamese oysters. Captain Caveman knows his mollusks and so a bit of a debate ensued, including a demonstration of how the oyster shells and the mussels were separated. She was having none of it, he was not impressed but still ate them all (he loves mussels but he knew he was right). I ordered pork ribs with corn and when it came the corn was actually pineapple. At 165,000 vnd (£6) it was expensive but the food was very good with lots of meat on but no rice or veg with it, just fruit, which is odd. Des got the worst deal with his pancake with honey – it was thinner than grandma’s antimacassar, had overripe banana on, smothered in chocolate and took quite a while. They had more beer to take the edge off the disappointment and I had a strongbow – well we were at the seaside! As we were leaving we walked past a table of oyster shells which were drying in the sun having been washed ready to put mussels in, which proved Captain Caveman right about his seafood not being what it said on the menu.

While Captain Caveman ran some errands in the town, including sussing out a room in the Nam Long Plus hotel and booking me in for the next day, I headed off to my 3 hour physio session. I had a shorter time in the heat treatment room and Nam did all the hands on therapy which seemed less painful than when Thuy did it. Captain Caveman came to meet me and he had a car already booked to take us back to Phong Nha so that he could get to his briefing. He suggested dropping me off at The Villas again while he went to work but I was so tired and wanted to go home. I ate the remaining spring rolls from yesterday, the blue cheese from a while ago and some gluten free biscuits for dinner. When Captain Caveman got back I shared a bottle of wine with him before bed. He was looking forward to his Son Dong trip the next day and I was heading to Dong Hoi for the rest of the week.

If you want to book on the Oxalis shuttle service here is the link – it is only available for Oxalis customers at the time of publishing this post: https://phongnhashuttle.com/

Photo credit Captain Caveman

We had a wander down to the Farmstay’s pool and bar area for our breakfast on Wednesday 17th June. Captain Caveman had a fry up and I just asked for bacon and beans, which still came with bread, butter and salad. We made use of the facilities before check-out and then we came back to the poolside for our lunch. Captain Caveman had the duck salad and I had the fresh veggie spring rolls, both were great and I still had some left so took them with me. Phuong, of Phuong’s Transfers, picked us up and took me to the physio in Dong Hoi and Captain Caveman headed for second breakfast/lunch at Tree Hugger. At 47 years old I’m very lucky to have never had any injuries or serious health problems so I was unsure what to expect of physio in any country, let alone Vietnam. Thuy escorted me to the back room where I met Hoa who was responsible for the heat treatments. I laid on one of the mattress free beds while she put hot stones and a strange substance under and around my whole leg. I wish I’d not worn denim shorts because it was so hot in that room and I found it difficult to cope without drinking water that I had brought with me. The heat treatment itself made my leg throb and hurt more, the bed was so uncomfortable that everything ached and I found it difficult to stay still for the 40 minutes. I was happy that I got a pillow even if it was wet with sweat from previous customers. Once out of the heat treatment area I was taken to a back room, I found it hard to crutch through the narrow gaps between the beds of other patients and only just avoided standing on the mat of a small child on the floor. The room I got had a rotating fan and Aircon so I was really pleased – I was already drenched in sweat. Thuy dowsed my knee in talc and gave it ‘what for’, like I’d never felt before. It hurt and I had to tell her which bits were small pain and big pain as she gave me what was probably a deep tissue massage. Towards the end of the 3.5 hours of being in there she got me to try to push with my leg against her arm, my muscles had deteriorated quite a bit and I found it too difficult. When Captain Caveman and Phuong came back for me they still had to wait a bit longer and then she explained it was going to take a while but to come everyday and not stop until I was fixed.
I got back in the minibus and was knackered, I couldn’t wait to get home, have a shower and go to sleep. We decided to call at the Pepper House to see if Multi had spare crutches we could borrow as Captain Caveman thought I would be better with some lightweight ones which don’t hurt when I drop them on myself, we were in luck although I didn’t try them. On the drive back Captain Caveman decided he could drop me at The Villas in time for happy hour as he had to go meet his friends who were visiting from Sapa. I reluctantly agreed, seeing as I was hungry (as well as smelly and very dishevelled) so he messaged Caroline to say to meet us there. We went home and just dropped off our bags and my old wooden crutches, I stayed in the car, then went back to the The Villas.

When I got out I couldn’t use the new crutches and could hardly walk, Captain Caveman had already gone to Lucky Lucky, so I struggled over to the nearest seat by hopping and shuffling. Caroline and Ha were drinking white wine and I ordered a margarita and some popcorn, the girls also ordered margaritas.
Captain Caveman came back with his friends just as Manu was giving us all some over-proof rum to try and we managed to get me up the ramp to a dinner table. I had the confit duck leg (my favourite) and I kept to my 2 margaritas as that was enough without dinner yet. We had a good night but we didn’t realise the time until we tried to get a taxi at 10:30pm, it was too late. Eventually we did get one but I was really worried as I could not have walked 2km with my new crutches.

Photo credits – Caroline Borrow, Captain Caveman, Manu, The Villas & Phuong’s Transfers

I had a day of complete luxury and relaxing on Tuesday 16th June. I woke up fully rested after a night in that amazingly comfy bed at Little Lies, I had a healthy breakfast of fruit and yoghurt at the side of the pool and then spent a lot of time in the pool. For lunch I had Nem Lui again which I really like and is a large portion – I had trouble finishing it all.
The afternoon brought some sadness when I saw a missile flying towards the window and then a thud. A sparrow had tried to fly through the door of the villas and was startled. I crutched over to it and saw it had open eyes but I couldn’t pick it up. I called Sao, her and the security guy came running, and she picked it up straight away and stroked it’s chest. Unfortunately it had already died so she took it away to make sure it got a good burial/send off.
Captain Caveman had got back from his 4 day tour to Son Doong and was off to his gala dinner that night but would be over after it had finished. Veronika and I made the most of our last dinner together, again having the lovely sparkling white wine (which Sao had already replaced in the fridge). We both ordered the chicken dish which was delicious – I really can’t find a bad meal here, but don’t worry I will keep looking!
I had gone to bed when Captain Caveman arrived as it was quite late and he’d already had plenty to drink with his customers at the after party. The size of the bed was definitely a bonus as I couldn’t hear him snoring!

Even though Captain Caveman was in the cave I had set my alarm for 7am on Monday 15th June because a busy day was in store!
Firstly I was off to the physio and had booked Phuong, the driver, to take me so that he could help with translation too. I decided it would be a good idea to take my hospital letter which gave a description of the tests carried out and the list of damage I had encountered. Unfortunately I had stood my crutches up against the cupboard to do this and one fell down, hitting the top of my bad foot – it hurt but I didn’t have time for tears as the car was here early.
The physio was an eye-opener; it was quite a basic building and the doors and metal shutters were shut to make it look like it was closed but inside it was a hive of activity. Phuong helped me up the steps and into a side room where I explained what had happened and she read the letter. It was very hot and stuffy in there and even though I saw there was Aircon installed, it wasn’t on. The woman in charge, Thuy, appeared to speak no English so Phuong translated the best he could and we managed to ascertain that I would need to book in for a session of 1 hour per day, 6 days per week for between 10 and 20 sessions at a cost of 300,000 vnd each (about £10). It was agreed we would start on Wednesday and I should be flexible on timings as she would know more once she got started on me. Everything discussed seemed to come down to fixing the knee and she examined me then popped on a compression type knee bandage. I asked if it was ok to be swimming and she said it was and to also practice walking but to still rest too. We thanked her and got back in the minibus which had great Aircon and cold water. Phuong explained it would be cheaper to stay in a cheap hotel than to get the return taxi fare of 600,000 vnd (about £20) everyday and so I made a note to find somewhere cheap and cheerful but with accessibility, I even asked on a local Facebook group for recommendations.
For lunch I met Des at Tree Hugger and I treated myself to an iced chocolate with soy milk and a fruit salad with yoghurt and honey. I was missing not being able to go up the stairs of Tree Hugger to have a browse of the gifts they sell in the shop upstairs but I was able to get in and out much easier than on my first visit. The staff are always great and were extra helpful, making sure I had room to get seated and a couple of fans pointing my way. On the way back to Phong Nha I was feeling optimistic about embarking on the physio and hoped I would be done in a couple of weeks! I think I may have drank too much of the complimentary tea because we had to stop as I needed the toilet and there was only a nearby petrol station with a squat toilet which I thought I’d be ok with – I got down relatively pain free but then I was stuck. I must have touched every available dirty surface, slipped on the wet tiles but not too far and almost got locked in there. By the time I got back in the car I was a hot, sweaty, juddery mess!!! It was a good job I was on my way to my next break away from home, back to Phong Nha Farmstay!

On arrival at Phong Nha Farmstay I got the very welcome cold towel given to me by Sao, who was the first of the staff to welcome me back. I was ready for some lunch and so stayed by the main pool and bar to tuck in to a very fresh chicken salad and a cold drink with lots of ice. I had decided that it would be a real treat to check in to one of the pool villas (from the new Jungalo Collection) and had been allocated the same one I’d stayed in before. I was happy about this because the bath was just right for my dodgy leg and I was familiar with the layout of the whole place. On entering the accomodation, Little Lies, I noticed that the decorative plates next to the fridge had been put up and a few more little improvements had been made. The (not so mini) mini-bar fridge was stocked with soft drinks, beer, cider and our favourite wine as well as lots of free water in glass bottles. I still wasn’t able to move glass bottles about so Sao passed me one and I also filled up a plastic one I had brought with me for when I move between rooms.

I spent the afternoon at the private pool, there were no guests next door so I was there all by myself and it was bliss. Around 3.30pm I was in the pool doing exercises when a storm came, the wind got up and the rain was heavy. I stayed in the pool and swam through the rain curtain that formed because of the structure of the open roof of the villa – even in rain the floor tiles weren’t slippy and the place was still a beauty.
A stay at Phong Nha Farmstay wouldn’t be complete without dinner with Veronika. We had the sparkling white wine which had already been chilled in the fridge before I arrived and we had a lovely dinner. I had a pork clay pot without the chillies and it was very good. I got to see the family but not for long with it being a school night and I didn’t need any encouragement for an early night either.

On Friday 12th June we got a car in to The Villas (aka Victory Road Villas) for breakfast. It was 8 weeks since the day of my ankle and knee injury and although I’d made some progress I was still unable to do stairs and was so slow and incompetent with crutches. Captain Caveman had already joined an American caver’s breakfast table and was being passed the menu by the time I got to a seat. I ordered pho while Captain Caveman and Tatas had one of the massive breakfast options available – those sausages looked good! I had a swim and it was so hot that even the 32°C pool cooled us down. Veronika arrived so I went inside to join her and enjoy the Aircon. I ordered a burger (no bun) for lunch and it was really nice, there was even beetroot on it. My usual favourite is the confit duck leg but I decided to be adventurous for a change. We didn’t stop for Happy Hour this time as Captain Caveman had to get to his Son Doong briefing and I was tired, so we got a taxi back home.
I had strawberries and gluten free biscuits for dinner, did my Turkish lessons and had just one glass of red wine later on.

Saturday 13th June was pretty tame, after Captain Caveman left for his next Son Doong tour. His alarm was set for 7am and mine for ten past so that he could get all his preparation jobs done before he went. There was no longer hot or iced tea being made as he had tired of that job already but I could live without tea quite easily. He was ready early but decided he didn’t fancy doing the washing up. I was a bit miffed by this given 2 items were his, two were shared and only 1 (a wine glass) was mine. When he’d left I was determined to wash them myself and so I used a drawstring cotton toiletry bag to put each item in to carry them about. I only managed the glasses because I couldn’t pick up the bowl off the floor yet but it took me 45 minutes in total and I was exhausted.
I had a late breakfast of cheese and far too much fruit and then suffered a bad stomach which didn’t bode well for my evening entertainment. For lunch I had plain chicken and crisps then decided I felt well enough for a dish full of strawberries (which was a mistake).
I watched Tiny Houses on Netflix, did some Turkish and some writing but was unable to make it to a party at Ho Khanh’s. As I didn’t feel well I was in bed nice and early and enjoying having some relaxation.

If you thought Saturday’s update of me managing to wash 3 glasses was exciting, well you’re in for a treat on Sunday 14th June.
I had one of those days where I did hardly anything! I had make-do food, mainly because of my stomach still being a little delicate and us having an awful lot of strawberries to get through.
I checked the Corona virus data, as I had been doing every day, and the summary for the week was as follows: Vietnam had recorded 4 more cases in a week (all on flights back home to Vietnam, who were quarantined on arrival) and 16 had recovered, making a 96% recovery rate.
This week the UK had recorded a further 7,100 cases and 1,200 deaths which to some people back home was being perceived as getting better – it was less numbers than last week but I wasn’t convinced of an improvement. Turkey had 4,000 new cases in the past week and 200 deaths.
I’d got in to a Netflix series called Cabins in the Wild which was really good and then I was in bed early, watching Filthy Rich, the documentary about Jeffrey Epstein. I’d enjoyed doing nothing and I was looking forward to the coming week, tomorrow I was taking myself off on a little trip.

For breakfast on Thursday 11th June I had cheese, gluten free crackers and a mango, Captain Caveman had a mango too – he’s not usually one for fruit. My ankle had finally stopped swelling and looked loads better but I’d ran out of medication so Captain Caveman had been asked to get me some from town. For lunch I made do with strawberries, crisps and sweets but for dinner we had the chicken combo from East Hill, which I had a can of strongbow with!
Although I had no idea when it would be possible to leave the country I still had plans to go to Turkey this year but now I had no flights booked. I had managed to book a flight to Dalaman for 2021 from the UK for after my friend’s wedding. Easy Jet had let me change it for free despite it being a much more expensive flight in the school holidays. I’d only paid £60 for it and if I ended up not going it wouldn’t be too much money to lose.
It was a fairly quiet day and I got quite a bit of Turkish done and some exercise for my leg. I had also booked myself in for another break away from home and was going to see the physio after the weekend.
I decided the next day we were going out and told Captain Caveman to book us a car for the morning.

On Wednesday 10th June I could not help myself, I had leftover cheese for breakfast. Captain Caveman went out and while he was gone an arrangement was made to go to The Villas in the afternoon. My sit down shower was not nearly as nice as the sunken bath at Phong Nha Farmstay and I was genuinely feeling a little glum at being back home. Captain Caveman had arranged with Caroline to have happy hour cocktails at Victory Road Villas and I was going to make use of the pool too, so we got a taxi there. I found it easy enough to get to the seating area overlooking the pool and I ordered a pineapple juice before changing in to my swimmers. One of our favourite waitresses, Ha, was working and she really looked after us. I had a little swim and did a few exercises in the pool and managed to not slip getting in or out.

When Caroline arrived, her and Captain Caveman got on the frozen margaritas which Ha makes really well. The popcorn and cocktails kept on coming and I succumbed to a Sangria (filled with fruit, so a healthy option). Our housemate Seamouse popped in for a swim and then joined us for a beer and popcorn, River (the dog) tried her best to get some stray pieces and Ha brought her a tub of fresh drinking water. By the time it got to dinner time Seamouse had left, Caroline and Captain Caveman were sloshed and I was perusing the Usual Suspects menu and specials board. Both Captain Caveman and I ordered the confit duck leg (my favourite) and Caroline ordered the victory burger with a couple of extra patties for River. They were getting down the drinks and I was still on my second sangria but decided to go mad and order a third. While Caroline went home by motorbike, River got in the back of our taxi. We dropped her off at her house and she seemed to have really enjoyed the outing, I was also glad to get out and enjoy some great food.

Photo credit Captain Caveman and Caroline Borrow

After hardly any sleep on my first night back home I was a bit crotchety and already missing Phong Nha Farmstay and its luxurious Jungalo Collection pool villas. On Tuesday 9th June Captain Caveman didn’t seem too hungover but he was obviously desperate for coffee. He headed off to Coffee Station to meet Caroline and Ha so he could have espressos and Eggs Benedict while I had peanut M&Ms for breakfast. Later I fancied a snack so we cracked open the cashews which Captain Caveman had bought in Dong Hoi, only to find they were garlic and chilli flavoured and not edible.

We invited D-Dub over for dinner and were ordering East Hill chicken but they didn’t have any available (disaster) so we decided to order from Capture café. I had an amazing cheeseboard (without bread), D-Dub the falafel with humus, pitta and Greek salad, Captain Caveman obviously had pizza and we had mangosteens for dessert. We had a lovely evening with the boys having gin and tonics while I had a couple of small glasses of red wine.

Captain Caveman and I have never been those types of people that, at the end of a holiday, like to get home. On Monday 8th June I certainly didn’t have that feeling and could have happily moved in to Phong Nha Farmstay indefinitely. It was time to return to Dong Hoi to have my leg checked but before we left we had a lovely breakfast and a chat with Bich. I was so grateful for all the effort and attention the whole family had shown me and I felt a little emotional leaving. A whole week at the Farmstay had been better than anything a doctor could have prescribed and I was leaving feeling much better, both physically and mentally. Had I not just been there for rest and recuperation there had been many activities I could have taken advantage of. I’d not left the premises but if I had, there was plenty to see and do – on previous visits I had enjoyed the morning walk with Ben and I love seeing all the animals wandering about.

Bich arranged for her trusted driver, Hai, to take us to the clinic and we had a busy day planned before heading home – no time for ice creams or happy hour today!

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At the clinic there was a little confusion as they asked us to go back to Cuba hospital to have another MRI but we couldn’t understand why. I didn’t want to and could see no benefit in doing so, Captain Caveman agreed and we decided to head straight to Tree Hugger for lunch with Des. We had a great time and I even had my first white russian in ages!!! The men had sandwiches and I had the veggie spring rolls for lunch before heading back to find Multi’s recommended physio. We scoped it out and I would bring a translator and book in for some sessions soon but we were running out of time and needed to get back home because Captain Caveman had a party to get to. It was the 9th birthday celebration of Oxalis and there was a small party at Oxalis Home. I was invited but because of the issue of getting there, safely getting about and me not drinking beer or able to do the conga, I politely declined. Instead I managed to order lots of produce from the fruit girl, including our favourite – mangosteens. Captain Caveman came home in a right mess, he was so drunk but had still managed to bring me a curry from Namaste (impressive). Before I could get ready for bed he had fell asleep on the bed, fully clothed and holding on to my foot – he wouldn’t let go. He was going to have a hangover tomorrow.

Photo credit to Captain Caveman, Ben & Bich at the Farmstay.

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For breakfast on Sunday 7th June we both had a fry up. Captain Caveman had the Cowboy breakfast again and I had my own version of it. We did lots of swimming and Captain Caveman took a video of me from above so I could see my leg movements and where they needed to improve. We had booked to stay just one more night and by lunch time I had worked up an appetite. I had the fresh spring rolls for lunch and Captain Caveman went for the, highly recommended by Veronika, Aussie pie (not on the menu) which was chock full of meat and looked delicious.

It was one week in to June and I still hadn’t been home yet – Ben, Bich and Veronika were really looking after me so much I didn’t want to leave. After more swimming in the afternoon and chilling out it was time for our last dinner at Little Lies. Veronika joined us for a glass of wine but had already eaten a late lunch at The Villas so wasn’t hungry. We were joined by Leah and David the yoga teachers who were nearing the end of their stay too. I had the beef in bamboo dish, which I was very partial to while Captain Caveman had a dish I had overlooked, pork clay pot! I only managed the one glass of red wine and felt I’d had enough – I’d grown very fond of the sparkling wine and had missed it this evening. We said our farewell to our guests and got ready for a good sleep, I only had one complaint about that bed – it being too difficult to get out of in a morning! It was definitely the comfiest bed that I had experienced in Vietnam and I would definitely miss the luxury and 5 star service.

Photo credits Ben Mitchell, Captain Caveman & Caroline Borrow

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By Saturday 6th June I had been away from Phong Nha village and our house for almost a week and was enjoying my rest and relaxation at Little Lies pool villa, part of the newly opened Jungalo Collection at Phong Nha Farmstay. I was feeling like the luckiest person in the world right now and to be able to have daily baths and no stairs to tackle was making my life so much easier. I met Veronika for breakfast and she remarked I seemed to be getting a bit more confident on the walk to the main pool and restaurant area, which was promising. My crutches were getting a little worn out though and my underarms were starting to hurt from lack of padding. There were a few of us at the table for breakfast and I was about to go back up to start my swimming and exercising when I got messages from Caroline and Momma D to say they were coming over to see me. Rather than take the time to walk back to the villa to come back again to eat lunch I decided to stay sat where I was and then we could order food. Shannon and Stu also arrived but Stu decided to leave his wife to it when it turned in to a ladies lunch. Caroline had brought her new friend, Ha, who was staying in Phong Nha for a month to learn English and I think my Yorkshire accent may have been a bit too much for her. Momma D still hadn’t arrived as she had got held up, in Dong Hoi but arrived a little bit later, as did Veronika, who rejoined for lunch. Caroline ordered some sparkling wine which was very nice. I ordered the smoked duck salad, Caroline had the chicken thighs with rice and veg, and Shannon the Nem Lui. I tried to keep conscious of not drinking too much wine as I needed to be able to walk back to the villa safely and I still hadn’t done my daily aqua exercises or any Turkish language work yet. Shannon had to work later so didn’t drink too much and when Momma D arrived she had just a soda water and brought Caroline a present of tequila coffee – something I had never seen the like before. By this time we were on to a third bottle of wine, a Riesling which we didn’t finish.
After lunch Caroline and Ha escorted me back to the villa (with the wine) where the girls stripped off to there undies and jumped in the pool, it was so hot I did the same (I had black boy shorts and black bra, which looked as good as a bikini), Ha then said she couldn’t swim. Within half an hour Caroline had taught Ha how to swim and they were having a laugh in the pool – we even got on some of Ben’s photos.
At 4pm I spoke to Captain Caveman who had returned from the cave and was off to his gala dinner that night. He would do his best to ask the driver to bring him over to the Farmstay to join me after dinner, then stay over. Veronika and I enjoyed another pleasant evening, I had the duck a l’orange again and we, of course, enjoyed more fizz. Captain Caveman returned at almost bedtime and I had a glass of the Riesling (left in the fridge after lunch). I think Captain Caveman was hoping I would be miraculously walking again but I could only crutch about, still the pain was definitely lessening.

Photo credit – Ben Mitchell & Captain Caveman

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I woke up in the early hours of Friday 5th June with indegestion and a bad stomach caused by the red wine, I’m sure. I eventually went back to sleep and didn’t wake up until 7:45am. I decided to have breakfast at the poolside of Little Lies and kept to fruit and yogurt. I did some swimming and exercises and then had a meeting which I attended in my swimwear!
For lunch I had bun cha and diet coke and then did a bit of Turkish and some writing by the pool. I had another swim in the afternoon and was going to have a nap but never had the time.

That evening Veronika and I dined alfresco again with a bottle of fizz between us and a very tasty but healthy chicken dish. We had a video call from our friend and housemate Chrissy who was doing well, with Watto, back in Yorkshire. I’d really got used to the private villa lifestyle and the time had gone so fast, that night was my 5th night’s stay! Tomorrow Captain Caveman was due back from Hang Son Doong and my stay at Phong Nha Farmstay was nearing it’s end. I was already plotting my return stay and was secretly hoping I could manage to make it a regular holiday within a holiday for me, especially while I was recuperating.

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